Thursday, 8 January 2009

But is it Love?

I have to thank Speedy for this one...and it was too good not to post.

1. Skippy heartbeat when you think of him/her.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: Tachycardia which may lead to ventricular
fibrillation and Myocardial Infarction (Heart Attack).

2. Restless trembling of hands, feet and other body parts.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: Parkinson's Disease

3. Constant smiling.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: Bell's Palsy

4. Absent mindedness, forgetfulness, inability to focus on tasks at work or at home.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: Early Onset Alzheimer's Disease

5. Frequent or constant sexual arousal.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: Nymphomania

6. Weakening of knees and bursts of energy when he/she calls or comes over.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: Multiple Sclerosis

7. Inability to stop thinking about him/her.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: Obessive Compulsive Disorder

8. Bruising on neck, breasts and other tender areas.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: Leukemia

9. Insomnia.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: Benign Prostatic Hyperplasia

10. Feeling that you can smell/hear/feel him or her when not in his/her presence.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: Schizophrenia

17 comments:

  1. Haha I love this post :) It really cracked me up!

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  2. Well noone said love was without its problems hun :-P

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  3. Brilliant! As only You can Do! lol

    Seriously though... love is the umbrella illness... i think i have that OCD thingie... maybe a few more. We might as well call it the L-word... I was never very good at compartmentalising stuff... it would be like a bunch of chapters (illnesses) and the novel would be called 'That Thing called Love'. Mentally ill it is! Sigh

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  4. I got this in a chain mail some time ago..

    Did bring a smile at the time..

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  5. you gotta win an award for the entertainer of the day today at least ;)
    my o my.. i was starting to work on the lines of, 'doctor, i dont feel hungry, i dont want to drink water but just wine, i am insomniac!'
    the doctor friend, 'tujhay pyar ka bukhaar ho gaya hai.'
    sk says, you have a mental health problem. draw those curtains in your room, drop the temperature so that you sweat and tuck yourself in.

    why o why!!

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  6. i think i love you azra :P

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  7. True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.

    Erich Segal

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  8. true love? love without skin and bones Shafz!

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  9. lol.... sounds all so ... a i r y, seher! :P

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  10. shux i feel like an air head now :$

    but then again... ventilation is a good thing in love aint it ;)

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  12. scary and funny :p

    lol, OCD was the best :D

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  13. for the love of cliche... 'a breathe of fresh air', i dare say! *giggles*

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  14. Good show!!

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  15. Dammit.. i don't wanna grow old.. i'l end up all cynical like the rest of you.. especially you Nooj!

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  16. LOL @ UJ

    I got a number 7 badly!!

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