Thursday, 19 March 2009

Silence Is Golden

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!

WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would?"

HUSBAND: ....?

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would you give her my jewellery?"

HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

WIFE: "Would she wear my shoes"

HUSBAND: "No, she's size 6."

WIFE: -- silence --

HUSBAND: "SHIT."

6 comments:

  1. Azra

    Would you want your husband to remarry? And if so why?

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  2. Mini - Assuming I got married and died before my husband did, sure he can remarry - why would I care, I'd be dead :)

    The way I see it, people need other people...and it would be selfish of me to say, oh no I wouldn't want him to get remarried...but honestly, what difference would it make to a dead person?

    I truely believe that this life and this earth is nothing. It's merely our rest-stop onto bigger and better things.

    If I get married and really love my hubby - I will ask Allah SWT to reunite me with him in the hereafter. And if for some reason I should pass away before he does, then whatever he does on earth is his business and he should do whatever makes him happy :)

    What about you, would you want your wife to get re-married?

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  3. I would absolutely want her to remarry as long as it makes her happy!

    BTW.Good answer!

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  4. i would so re marry and want my husband to do the same, but not have an affair while i am with him

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  5. hahaa have always loved this joke..
    and hmm @ your reply to mini...quite practical of you.. :)

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