I'm giving up my beloved. I'm saying goodbye, salute, مع السلامة (maa alsalama), totsiens, до свидания (do svidanja), hasta luego, au revior, abschied, arrivederci, 再 见 (zàijiàn), até logo, tapunzu, na razie, hatahana, waliki, agur, mana, ciao, marsha 'oila, tionana, nestaevavoomatse, ñakum ñiway, sowyn, farvel, vaarwel, khoda hafaz, auf wiedersehen, geia, aloha nõ, shalom, namasté, doi gen, tata, dewa mata, salám, allinllaña, cayacama, baidh, tsamaya hantle, sun-kia, elveda, khuda hafiz, rhonanai, adios...GOODBYE.
I'm giving up chocolate *gasp*, yeah you read right. Shocking I know! And what prompted this I hear someone ask? Well, for starters, I had an entire week of birthday chocolate and every day was a chocolate infested day. It was all kinds of DIVINE, every girls dream, but now my body needs a rest. I had all those easter eggs in the past few weeks too. Then to top it off, I'm eating a vat of chocolate mousse tonight (thats right a VAT, because 3 spoonfuls is not enough and I want to enjoy my last supper ok!?!). So tonight my ass will graduate from Kim Kardashian to Jennifer Lopez...with Honours :D
But do not fear old addicted self. The plan is to detox for 10 weeks *gasp* (yeah I know, what the hell am I thinking right, 10 weeks without any chocolate am I insane?!?!?)...yes you read correctly 10 WHOLE WEEKS. And I'm doing this with Tweets by my side so if I cheat, she's going to tell on me (*tisk tisk*).
The aim is for a healthier lifestyle for most of the winter (not all) and the reward? After 10 weeks have lapsed, I will leave for London hopefully knowing that my ass is back to Vanessa Marcil and that I will have won the right to eat anything I want to during my trip. Like ANYTHING. Even Lindor for breakfast and those decadent krispy kreme donuts for supper!!
I'd just like to extend a few words of gratitude to my beloved Flake/Aero/Lindt:
Farewell my love, you were always there when I needed you. And I couldn't have gone through some of the things I went through without you by my side. You never judge me, and you're always available when I need you. You have a special way of comforting me, through good times and bad, every step of the way...and I shall miss you terribly *sob*.
Farewell my love.
Anyone who wants to join us, set your own goals and rewards and jump on board. We will start at midnight tonight and hopefully help each other through. Set your timers ladies and gents, it's going to be one hell of a ride :D