*Name changed to protect identity of the 17 year old Facebook friend. Note, this is the actual conversation.
Dino: "hey, thanx 4 acpting my invite, im dino n if u dnt mind cn we be frwndz?"
Me: I dont mind
Dino: "thanx, im Dino n wcutm"
Me: Huh? I'm old...I dont know what wcutm means.
Dino: "lol, wat cn u tel me? Towi"
Me: DUDE, I'm like 27 with a degree in English. I don't speak text-talk and I don't know what Towi means!
Dino: "oh god nw i have to speak proper english, bt it kwl geting to knw u, towi is like sowi whch stands 4 sorry".
GOD, I miss English. At least there's only 10 days left for...you guessed it...CHOCOLATE HEAVEN :D