Thursday, 22 October 2009

Yeah, It's Me

So I was tagged by MJ on Facebook, in his own perverse way. But some of the questions were so boring, so I improvised by substituting some of these with questions I answered from another tag on email. Here goes:

1. What was the last thing you put in your mouth? 3 Almonds.


2. Where was your profile picture taken? A studio in Soho, London.

3. What’s your nickname to the people closest to you? Azrita, Chica / Chicana

4. How did you get this name? Azrita – my Venezuelan friend in 2004. Chica or Chicana from my Brazilian friend circa 1998.

5. How late did you stay up last night and why? 5:10am, I was engrossed in a very interesting conversation.

6. If you could move somewhere else, would you? Of course, what kind of dumb ass question is that.

7. Think of a lyric, fast! “If you got something to say just say it, say it. If you want my ba-body come get it, get it now. If you got something to say, just get-right-to-it. Boy if you want me don’t be so shy, just say it loud” ~ Say it by Booty Luv.

8. Would you be a pirate? Only if Johnny Depp is the captain*wink wink*

9. Your worst habit? Procrastination definitely.

10. If you could eat anything in the world right this second? An original glazed Krispy Kreme Donut.

11. When was the last time you cried real hard? When Michael Scofield died.

12. What are you listening to right now? Evacuate the Dancefloor - Cascada.

13. The funniest thing someone told you recently? “I’m only hugging you because you’re rich” ~ My Sister.

14. Any special talents? State-of-the-art-one-of-a-kind Bullshit Radar.

15. Can you live a day without TV? I’ve lived many days without TV; when you live a full life you don’t need it.

16. Are you upset about anything? Me? Upset? Never! Not much to be upset about these days Alhamdulila.

17. Do you think relationships are ever really worth it? Not if it’s not leading to marriage.

18. Are you a bad influence? Some *ahem* conservatives read stick-up-the-arse people would say so, yes.

19. Night out or night in? Definitely night out. But ultimately, depends on who I’m with ;)

20. What items could you not go without during the day? Underwear, Spoons & Water.

21. Someone have a crush on you? How am I supposed to know.

22. What does the last text message in your inbox say? "Hey, come online."

23. How do you feel about your life right now? Excited, Invigorated, Driven.

24. Do you hate anyone? Hate is a fleeting emotion, I don’t waste too much time or energy on it.

25. First thing you notice about the opposite sex? Hands, Eyes, Smile.

26. Any confessions? I’m not Catholic.

27. Any advice to others out there? Yes. 1.) Believe and 2.) To most of the married women out there, put your emotional anally retentive crap aside and screw your husbands regularly with enthusiasm, so that bitches like Tina* will have a difficult time trying to get into his repressed and frustrated pants for his money.

28. What song is stuck in your head? Seven Days in Sunny June – Jamiroquai

29. Someone knocks on your door at 2:00am, who do you want it to be? The One ;)

30. Last movie you watched? The Ugly Truth.

31. Name something you have to do tomorrow? Spend time with a real life Angel.

32. Do you think too much or too little? Is this a trick question? I’m always over-thinking everything.

33. Do you smile a lot? Always smiling and laughing, it comes naturally. Scowling goes against the very core of my being.

34. Do you think that the people you are tagging are going to answer with the truth? People’s perceptions of the ‘truth’ are always biased and warped.

35. Parting comments? Drive like a Bitch, and you’ll Die like a Bitch. Peace Out.

Oh yeah, and I tag everyone. Do it, or Don't do it. It's up to you, I could care less.

6 comments:

  1. really feeling for a doughnut now :(

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  2. Oh shame :D If you ever have the opportunity, you have to try the original glazed...DIVINE...literally melt in your mouth stuff ;)

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  3. LOOOVE #27 and #29!! thanks for the laughs!

    isheeta

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  4. #27 - love that attitude!

    up till 5am? that must have been some conversation! i woke up to start my work-from-home at that hour! ;p

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  5. 1. What was the last thing you put in your mouth? coke

    2. Where was your profile picture taken? it's a cartoon

    3. What’s your nickname to the people closest to you? Was i guess, i dont have nicknames as such

    4. How did you get this name?
    I dont know, its easier to say than waseem maybe

    5. How late did you stay up last night and why? 10, was playing ratchet and clank. It's not late though

    6. If you could move somewhere else, would you? Yes, where? Maybe norway or somewhere cold and far away

    7. Think of a lyric, fast! “Everything is blurry, everyone is fake, everybody's changing,I don't know what's going on.” ~ Blurry - Puddle of mudd

    8. Would you be a pirate? Yeah, for some reason I would love to go out on the sea, although I've never been

    9. Your worst habit? Laziness

    10. If you could eat anything in the world right this second? Debonairs Something Meaty Pizza

    11. When was the last time you cried real hard? When I was in Std 6 or maybe before

    12. What are you listening to right now? Nothing, work sounds

    13. The funniest thing someone told you recently? 'Hamza: lol I just sent out a mail to everyone in the office and it popped up in my mail and Im like woah mail from myself. true story'

    14. Any special talents? Um, pretending I'm busy?

    15. Can you live a day without TV? Yes easily

    16. Are you upset about anything? Nothing per say, I'm just accepting everything that life has to throw at me

    17. Do you think relationships are ever really worth it? No I don't

    18. Are you a bad influence? No, unless it's convincing people to be lazy or procrastinate or not care about what people say

    19. Night out or night in? Night in, but also agree depends on he company.

    20. What items could you not go without during the day? Nothing really, I cant think of anything specific

    21. Someone have a crush on you? I dont think so. Do people still crush in this day and age.

    22. What does the last text message in your inbox say? Vodacom23, some summertime nonsense

    23. How do you feel about your life right now? Meh.

    24. Do you hate anyone? Na, I don't care about people enough to hate them.

    25. First thing you notice about the opposite sex? Hair, eyes, smile.

    26. Any confessions? I used to be a smoker, and I battle sometimes not going back to it.

    27. Any advice to others out there? Something is better than nothing, that is my life motto

    28. What song is stuck in your head? 4 non blondes - I say hey, whats going on. - Its really annoying me

    29. Someone knocks on your door at 2:00am, who do you want it to be? Someone with a good damn excuse to wake me up

    30. Last movie you watched? Music and lyrics

    31. Name something you have to do tomorrow? Nothing hopefully :) Sleep

    32. Do you think too much or too little? Way too much.

    33. Do you smile a lot? Yes but not in a crazy way.

    34. Do you think that the people you are tagging are going to answer with the truth? can i N/A this? Cos im totally N/Aing it

    35. Parting comments? Parting is such sweet sorrow, ha ha gay!

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  6. Ms Isheeta - Anytime ;)

    Prixie - lol, I'm not working so I can afford to sit around and talk shit at all hours of the night/morning :P

    Waseem - Thanks for your witty and humourous take on it :D

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