Friday, 18 March 2011

Coz you may want to put that food away before you read this...

It’s Friday afternoon and most of us are gearing up for the long weekend ahead – with Monday being a public holiday and all that. We live for these moments innit.

Anyway, what is the last thing anyone wants to do on a Friday afternoon? Cleaning up someone else’s shit that’s what! Now I don’t care about what people choose to do in their own homes... that’s their business... but when it comes to the public arena and you’re using a public or communal toilet, the LEAST you can do is clean up after yourself. I can’t, for the life of me, understand why some adults cannot engage in a simple activity like flushing the toilet. Really people, it’s not Rocket Science and won’t even take a minute of your time.

I’ve bitched about this on Facebook a few months ago and today, it’s prompted me to put up the following sign:

A bit drastic I know, but I had a point to make. What disgusts me further, is the fact that this sign had to be displayed in a female restroom. It’s called basic manners and etiquette... something every woman should have even if she’s married to a canine.

But flushing is not my only gripe here. Apparently, this company needs to pass a mandate requiring all female staff to remove the hair around their nether regions because every time I need to pee, I have to check if there aren’t any nasty 5 inch strands of pubic hair on the toilet seat. It makes me want to remove my own bladder with a carving knife, or gag... on someone’s car. Really ladies? WTF is up with that?!? Invest in some razor blades, you hairy bitches!


  1. i'm also pretty convinced that some women have dicks. the ladies' toilet at my gym has pee along the bowls. it makes me real mad too.

  2. lol!
    Great post.
    It's so so annoying how people are unable to do such a simple thing as flush a toilet.
    And the pubes 8-). That's just next level ugh-ness. Especially when they're 5 inches long. Someone needs to cut their rainforest.

    I read that post while eating my lunch. I've heard a lot more.

  3. I cannot believe that women would behave in such an unladylike manner! Is it possible that you have a transvestite in your office, Miss Azra? Some of them are pretty well disguised.

  4. I am not sure about the ladies, but it is a problem with gents as well!!!

    I have asked this question many times to myself, why? why can't these people clean up their sh*t! wonder they do same at home?:S

    Disgusting people we have around!

  5. Hahahahahahahaaha!! I wish I had read this on Friday when you posted it - you gave me SUCH a good laugh!!

    Aggh! Unsanitary restrooms due to unsanitary women are one of my biggest pet peeves. I need to translate this sign into Spanish and put it up in ALL of the public restrooms here.

  6. Jaya - It's pathetic and disgusting... like why can't they pee like normal people do?!? It's not like the toilet is a new invention and no one knows how to use it.

    Nas - I guess not everyone got the memo on personal hygiene. Sometimes I think that even though we're in the 21st century, most people haven't really progressed past the stone age.

    Mr. GB - I'm afraid not. Apparently potty training isn't on the mandate of most parenting agendas, thats why theres a whole lot of human species roaming the earth without necessary lavatory skills. I'm sure the Gorillas in your jungle aren't that disgusting.

    Tauqeer - I think it's a basic lack of respect for other people's property. I'm sure they don't go on like that at home.

    Michi - LOL. It's actually quite shocking... the number of people that suffer from this ailment. I guess unsanitary habits do not have geographical boundaries ;)