It’s Friday afternoon and most of us are gearing up for the long weekend ahead – with Monday being a public holiday and all that. We live for these moments innit.
Anyway, what is the last thing anyone wants to do on a Friday afternoon? Cleaning up someone else’s shit that’s what! Now I don’t care about what people choose to do in their own homes... that’s their business... but when it comes to the public arena and you’re using a public or communal toilet, the LEAST you can do is clean up after yourself. I can’t, for the life of me, understand why some adults cannot engage in a simple activity like flushing the toilet. Really people, it’s not Rocket Science and won’t even take a minute of your time.
I’ve bitched about this on Facebook a few months ago and today, it’s prompted me to put up the following sign:
A bit drastic I know, but I had a point to make. What disgusts me further, is the fact that this sign had to be displayed in a female restroom. It’s called basic manners and etiquette... something every woman should have even if she’s married to a canine.
But flushing is not my only gripe here. Apparently, this company needs to pass a mandate requiring all female staff to remove the hair around their nether regions because every time I need to pee, I have to check if there aren’t any nasty 5 inch strands of pubic hair on the toilet seat. It makes me want to remove my own bladder with a carving knife, or gag... on someone’s car. Really ladies? WTF is up with that?!? Invest in some razor blades, you hairy bitches!