You know that feeling... that feeling when you're waiting for that phone call or text message... and it seems to be taking forever to come through... and you're going near-insane anticipating that conversation... already feeling the butterflies wrestling in your tummy, while your heart races with Ferrari at the German Grand Prix?
Yeah? Well I don't have that.
The only thing I do have is Google and their ridiculous listings. If the top search results are calculated based on the number of times certain key words are typed into the search box - and if this is a reflection of the society we're living in - the world is in serious trouble people:
Like, are women human? Sure they're not apes in dresses?
Is it illegal to kill ants? Like, will there be a trial?
And then, the super ridiculous:
Because strawberries were made for nipples:
No, only in public:
We need Penguins, like ASAP:
And my ultimate favourite: How can I get my girlfriend to tape her fingers together and pretend she's a dinosaur?
What's the most ridiculous search result you've gotten?